I went to va docker

Hi everyone!!!  I had a real busy like weekend, wiff all sorts of stuff to do.  On one of va days, moms took me and my sisters to see docker Paul!  It was real busy vere, so moms and I waited inside and Cals & Sarah Farah Bearah stayed in va truck.  I got to meet awot of real nice people and also vere were awot of animals.  One was called a "cat", moms said.  I were sniffing and sniffing her little cage and ven she went "HISSSSSS" and hit at me. GAWD, little cat, I just saying hi!

Ven I met va cutest lil pupper named Chulo.  He were a tiny baby and I were real gentleness wiff him.

When I saw docker Paul, I was so happy!  He is va bestest!  Moms says he gave me a 'jection, but I didn't feel a fing!  He rubbed me all over and said how good I am and vat I look great!  Ven moms put me in va car with Sarah, so Cals could come in.  Sarah and I sang a lot and ven I went to seep.  When moms came back out to get Sarah, I jumped out of va truck and ran around va parking lot.  It was real nice out, I met some dogs and people.  Moms was not looking real happiness wiff me, so I got back in and tried to be a good boy for her.

I real like famiwy outings.  I wish Dads was wiff, but he was sick from his birfday party va night before.  Maybe next time, dads!

Love,
Hogie

I'm taking over vis town!!

Yesserday, Cals made poops in va bedroom.  What von heck????  She were looking out va window at va grass and ven started to go!  Moms and I told her "get outside, go outside!" and she 'ventually did.  GAWD Cals!!!  You're naughty, too?

Seeing as how my sisters have compwetewy wost vere minds, I'm making myself va boss of vis joint! First order of va business is taking over vis love seat!  It is just my size!  I can sprawl out and get comfy in any position!

Next up is compwete control of all va bone bones.  Vat will be harder, cuz Sarah Farah Bearah barks and barks like a fool when I have a bone bone.  I'll teach her!

Make sure you say Happy Birfday to my dads, it is his birfday today!  Love you dads, you are va bestest!!!

Love,
Hogie

Vis puppy are wearing me out!!

Moms says when I was a baby, I was even more nutsy van Sarah Farah Bearah.  I real find vat hard to bewieve, but moms wouldn't make it up...  Vis puppy are cuckoo!!!  Yesserday, she 'scaped her room and ven came upstairs where we were all seep seeped.  She jumped on moms and dads bed and ven made va pee pee all over!!!  OMG Sarah!!!  I told her to run and get in her crate, and ven moms and dads were running around, all kinds of freaked out!  Me, Sarah, and Cals ran downstairs to get out of va way!  I ran to my old bedroom, which is now Sarah's, and ven she followed me in....  Get outta here, naughty girl!!

I told Sarah to stay real quietness all day and not make more troubles and I stayed right wiff her to show her how to be good.  Boff girls grabbed bone bones and were so good togever.  Course, vey took va bones I wanted, how rude!!!  So I watched 'Merican Idol wiff moms.

Ven dads came home!  Everyone gets so excited for to see him cuz he are so fun and he real loves us.  Everyone swarmed around him, haha!!

Tomorrow is dads birfday.  I real hope vere are party hats involved, vat is my favorite and dads will look real handsum in one!! 

Have a super duper Fursday, everyone.  And everyfing!!!

Love,
Hogie

Being a big brover....

It's real hardness to be a big brover.  I have to watch over vis puppy and also teach her everyfing I know.  I know AWOT of stuff, and she has a real small puppy brain, mom says, so vis could take forever.  She still jumps up on moms and dads and va childrens, but not all va times.  And she doesn't chew on us much anymore, eiver, which is real good!  Vis is me showing her how to just lie down and calmly chew a bone bone.  I tolded her it is not a good time to jump on anyone's face or body, just mind your own beeswax and chew!

She still wants to climb on anyone sitting down, and somehow she gets away wiff it!!  Vat is real unfair business, I say!  I have to get off va couch as soon as vey find me up vere, GAWD!!!!  How come vese rules are different for va baby?  Shouldn't we teach her betterness about manners and everyfing like vat??  Vis puppy gets away wiff everyfing!
Love,
Hogie

Now vat was fun!!!

I had so much fun vis weekend!  Wots of pway wiff va childrens and ven we went to Aunt Sherri & Uncle Rob's house and pwayed wiff Baci in vere big, hugemongous yard!!! 

 Here's me, coming to get my sisters... I run real fast!

 Vis is Sarah, trying to be cool like me...











She finks she won tuggy, but I let her win.  I have to be nice brover.

 I real like to run!!

 I was trying to get Cals to pway va stalk game, but she wouldn't.... gawd!











Here we all are.... Cali, me, Baci, and Sarah.  It was such a fun day!!!  Fanks Auntie & Uncle!

Love, 

Hogie

Surrounded by girls!

Now I have two sisters, and vey are boff real cuckoo beans!  Cali likes to pway only some of va time, so you have to approach real careful or she will go postal!!  She always goes after me like I'm a gazelle and she is va wion!!  Ven she tackles me and we roll around, ven she goes for my froat!

Sarah always jumps on our faces, which Cals real doesn't like.  Ven Sarah runs away, all scared.  Moms says vat is good cuz she will learn not to do vat.  But ven she runs to me and jumps on MY head.  GAWD Sarah, you're a naughty puppy!!  Good fing she are real cuteness!

Boff sisters like to stare at me if I take time out to chew my bone bones.  It are real 'noying cuz I just want some piece and quiet and vere vey are, glaring at me, trying to steal my bone bone!  Get out of here, b*tches!!

I guess it are better ven having a brover...  I'm va ONLY boy for moms!!  I hope everyone has a real good weekend.  I know I will, va childrens are coming!!  It's my favorite fing!!

Love,
Hogie

Ohhhh, now I get it!

No privates were involved at 'gility last night!  Moms asplained vat private just meant no over dogs and peoples would be in va cwass wiff us.  VAT makes much more sense!  We went in va car for a long ride ( I started to go seep seep) and ven went into a pwace and met Miss Dee!  She has 2 fuzzy wuzzy dogs vat are so cute, and real smartness!!  Moms and Miss Dee really talked awot!!  I was getting bored, but ven vey would pway games wiff me and I'd get to do some jumps and fings.  Moms says it was a 'valution and Miss Dee promised it would be more fun each time we come.  I real like Miss Dee, and am so happy we will do 'gility again!!  Moms says we have awot of homework now, but I'm a smart boy and will do my best for straight A's!

Love,
Hogie