Weekends are real nice!

Hi everyone, and everyfing.  I real like weekends cuz moms is home all va time wiff us.  Some weekends we also have va childrens, which is va bestest!  Vey didn't come vis weekend but I did bunches of stuff wiff moms and dads...

First, moms and I did fings in va yard.  She was cweaning up branches and poop from winter.  I was checking out va Daffys vat are back!  I real love flowers.












We didn't go on a hike yesserday cuz it was funder and lightning outside for awhile.  But when it got nice outside, moms and dads gave Cals and I bone bones for to chew on.  Vey were SO good.  We still have vem today for more chewing!

Today it was beyoootiful outside.  Cals and I sunbazed, chewed bones, ven moms and dads put us in va car wiff vem and away we went to va marsh for hiking!  Here's me and Cals, taking va front.  Cals was getting real hotness and kept asking for a wagon to be pulled in.  She are getting to be old lady!







We took a rest for a widdle bit.  We always look in opzit directions in case va enemy is coming!

Now it's time to snuggle wiff dads.  He is my bestest buddy ever.

Love,

Hogie

I gotted fan mail!!!

Vis morning moms was checking email and ven she was waughing and waughing and showed dads and he was waughing and waughing!  Here is my first fan email, it's from my Auntie Pam:

"Is Hogan working at a store now?"


I don't real see what is so funny, you put toofpaste on your teef to bwush...  but I was gwad to hear from Auntie Pam!  Moms says vis is a typo, and I have speakos :-)

It is real niceness outside so I'm going for a hike with my famiwy.  Have a good day!

Love,
Hogie

Bed beds....

Anover fing I real love are bed beds.  Specially when moms buys a new one.  But I fink moms is getting old brain or somefing cuz she bought 2 more new beds last night, even vo we have 8 beds already.  Or maybe we are having 8 more dogs cover over for to pway???

Vese are va newest bed beds.  Vey feel wike a sheepy on one side, moms said.  I asked if we could just have a sheep come over to use some of va beds!

Moms put va new beds in va family room, but my sister can't even share at all!  She took one of vem and made a taco bed, which I real like, but ven got comfy in va taco and put her stinky feets on MY bed.  I can't seep seep in a bed wiff her touching it!!!  She are crazy and may go cuckoo on me!


Ventually I got bwave and sat on my bed while her feet were still on it..  I are smart and kept one ear pointed back at her, in case she tried to bust a move I'd be ready to ninja!

Ven moms saw everyfing and told Cals she had to share.  Haha Cals, busted!  Moms put one bed away from va taco bed and while Cals was moving around, I stole va taco.  Vat's right, poop face, Cals!!!  Who is queen B now??

Love,
Hogie

Oh for cwying out loud!!!

Vis morning started out ruff...  I was running around va house and moms says "Bobo, what's on your feet?"  I didn't know, so I wooked down.  OMG!  I had toidy paper from va bathroom stuck to my paws, again!! 

I don't wike when moms laughs and laughs like vat.  I were so embarassed!!!  She helped me get it all off my paws and ven I went and beat up one of my beds... stupid bed!




But now it are sunny and bright outside, just my kind of day!  Cals and I have our sungwasses and are ready for serious sunbazing! Have a good day, everybody!  Fanks!

Love,
Hogie

What in von heck????

I are so madness at Cals right now!  I were sunbazing and she went on vis puter and did my bwog!  Gawd Cals, GAWWWWWD!!!  You are so rudeness and everyfing!  I can't even bewieve it!  How come you always haffa talk about you?  Get your own bwog, big doody head!  Now I'm going to go cwy and also tell moms and dads on you!! 

Love,
Hogie

Hijacked!!!!

Hi!!!  Hoga left his computer on and signed in to his blog while he sunbathes in the kitchen... sucka!!! 

My name is Cali, and I'm beautiful, smart, a good dancer, a good singer, and I'm perfeck!  Momma says my birth mom was a sweet, gentle, beautiful red girl and my daddy was from Argentina and very serious!  I like to think I'm a spicy, sassy, lady :-) 

Here I am, so beautiful!  I'm so beautiful, Auntie Lauren did a photo shoot!

I'm a very popular girl!  I volunteer with rescue and go on home visits and to PR events.  Here I am, being famous....  me and Lindsay the Loop Girl...  everyone was saying "what a knockout!" and even asked for autographs!

This is my friend, Rogan and I with some Hooters girls.  We were a big hit! 

Sometimes I go to work with Momma to keep her company.  I'm real good at work.  She puts out a bed and I rest my eyes!  Sometimes I bark when people come to visit, but that's what I supposed to do.  I don't like people in my space!








I might get my own blog. I don't know why Hoga is so famous... he is ugly and he smells.  I don't know why Momma brought me a brutha.  I was doing fine as an only dog!  Now Hoga and I are like a unit and go everywhere together.  I actually do like it, but I'll never let Momma know!

Have a good day, everybody!  Smile!

Very truly yours,
Cali

Puppies....

Lately, moms and dads are talking awot about puppies.  Vey are Freaking.Me.Out!  I am va puppy in vis house, and vat is vat!  I real love puppies, vo, so maybe a puppy would be nice...  hmm.  I told moms to just go frew my puppy photo album and pretend I'm a tiny baby again.  We wooked frew awot of pics and here are some of our favorites:                                          

Vis is me at Momma Karin's house, I was so tiny!  Real handsome already, too!  Moms said I had a good movement for a wittle guy... gross moms, why are you talking about baffrooming??

Moms says vis is va first picture of me she ever did see.  Wow, are I gorgeous or what??  Moms says I was apposed a be a show dog!









Vis was when I came to live wiff moms.  Vat was my chicken hawk toy, I killed it on va first day!  Moms sewed it up and I carried it around for a wong time.








Moms started taking me to school right away.  I learned "sit" when I was still in ear posts!  Check out my fwame neckwace, that was an awesome one!











I real loved sunbazing even as a pupper.  I real love our deck, too, even now.  I just lay vere and lay vere until moms or dads says I'm gonna burn up!

All vese puppy pictures make ME want a puppy, too!  I am an uncle now, my sister Livia had 4 babies!  Vey are so tiny and real cuteness!  Moms says vere are no red girls and vat gives her va bummers.  Good fing she has me for her red head!

Love,

Hogie