What in von heck????

I are so madness at Cals right now!  I were sunbazing and she went on vis puter and did my bwog!  Gawd Cals, GAWWWWWD!!!  You are so rudeness and everyfing!  I can't even bewieve it!  How come you always haffa talk about you?  Get your own bwog, big doody head!  Now I'm going to go cwy and also tell moms and dads on you!! 

Love,
Hogie