Well, I didn't expect vat!!!

Dads came home yesserday wiff a black Dobergirl.  Gawd, dads, we already have a feisty black Dobergirl!!!  Vis one is name Farrah and she are actually real cuteness.  She are pwayful and has awot of energy!!  Vis is a picture of her I took:

 

Moms says we can't "mingle" wiff her yet cuz we have to get to know her first.  So moms put up a fence fing and we can see her and sniff her wiffout trouble. 

Even Cals is being niceness to Farrah, which is freaking me out!!  I don't real like how happy moms and dads get when vey pway wiff Farrah.  I am va baby in vis famiwy and I fink vey forgotted vat.  So ven I climbed in a bed and pouted.

Dads also brought home some strange fing vat makes va weirdest noises!!  What von heck vis is????

Moms took vis animal wiff her today and said he won't come back.  Probly a good fing cuz Cals and Farrah were real excited about it!

Farrah wants to pway... she is in my big boy crate and I'm loose wiff Cals.  Maybe I can break her out!

Love,
Hogie

Somefing is going on....

Vis morning, I had to help moms get my big boy crate out of va basement and set it up in va kitchen.  Vis is va crate my Bulldog puppies were in and now I wonder if we will get new puppies!  Moms also brought out my baby crate.  What von heck is going on???  Moms says "you'll see later, Boo Bear.  It will be fun!"  Now I can hardly wait for what is coming later.  I inspected va baby crate to make sure it is all cwean and safe.  I brought up my blankies, too!  I love fostering!!



Have a good day, my friends.  And remember to try and help animals in need near you, too!  Vere are so many ways to help!!  I am a foster dad, but you can also help drive animals around, do paperwork like moms does, go to events and meet people, and everyfing!!!

Love,

Hogie

Weekends are real nice!

Hi everyone, and everyfing.  I real like weekends cuz moms is home all va time wiff us.  Some weekends we also have va childrens, which is va bestest!  Vey didn't come vis weekend but I did bunches of stuff wiff moms and dads...

First, moms and I did fings in va yard.  She was cweaning up branches and poop from winter.  I was checking out va Daffys vat are back!  I real love flowers.












We didn't go on a hike yesserday cuz it was funder and lightning outside for awhile.  But when it got nice outside, moms and dads gave Cals and I bone bones for to chew on.  Vey were SO good.  We still have vem today for more chewing!

Today it was beyoootiful outside.  Cals and I sunbazed, chewed bones, ven moms and dads put us in va car wiff vem and away we went to va marsh for hiking!  Here's me and Cals, taking va front.  Cals was getting real hotness and kept asking for a wagon to be pulled in.  She are getting to be old lady!







We took a rest for a widdle bit.  We always look in opzit directions in case va enemy is coming!

Now it's time to snuggle wiff dads.  He is my bestest buddy ever.

Love,

Hogie

I gotted fan mail!!!

Vis morning moms was checking email and ven she was waughing and waughing and showed dads and he was waughing and waughing!  Here is my first fan email, it's from my Auntie Pam:

"Is Hogan working at a store now?"


I don't real see what is so funny, you put toofpaste on your teef to bwush...  but I was gwad to hear from Auntie Pam!  Moms says vis is a typo, and I have speakos :-)

It is real niceness outside so I'm going for a hike with my famiwy.  Have a good day!

Love,
Hogie

Bed beds....

Anover fing I real love are bed beds.  Specially when moms buys a new one.  But I fink moms is getting old brain or somefing cuz she bought 2 more new beds last night, even vo we have 8 beds already.  Or maybe we are having 8 more dogs cover over for to pway???

Vese are va newest bed beds.  Vey feel wike a sheepy on one side, moms said.  I asked if we could just have a sheep come over to use some of va beds!

Moms put va new beds in va family room, but my sister can't even share at all!  She took one of vem and made a taco bed, which I real like, but ven got comfy in va taco and put her stinky feets on MY bed.  I can't seep seep in a bed wiff her touching it!!!  She are crazy and may go cuckoo on me!


Ventually I got bwave and sat on my bed while her feet were still on it..  I are smart and kept one ear pointed back at her, in case she tried to bust a move I'd be ready to ninja!

Ven moms saw everyfing and told Cals she had to share.  Haha Cals, busted!  Moms put one bed away from va taco bed and while Cals was moving around, I stole va taco.  Vat's right, poop face, Cals!!!  Who is queen B now??

Love,
Hogie

Oh for cwying out loud!!!

Vis morning started out ruff...  I was running around va house and moms says "Bobo, what's on your feet?"  I didn't know, so I wooked down.  OMG!  I had toidy paper from va bathroom stuck to my paws, again!! 

I don't wike when moms laughs and laughs like vat.  I were so embarassed!!!  She helped me get it all off my paws and ven I went and beat up one of my beds... stupid bed!




But now it are sunny and bright outside, just my kind of day!  Cals and I have our sungwasses and are ready for serious sunbazing! Have a good day, everybody!  Fanks!

Love,
Hogie

What in von heck????

I are so madness at Cals right now!  I were sunbazing and she went on vis puter and did my bwog!  Gawd Cals, GAWWWWWD!!!  You are so rudeness and everyfing!  I can't even bewieve it!  How come you always haffa talk about you?  Get your own bwog, big doody head!  Now I'm going to go cwy and also tell moms and dads on you!! 

Love,
Hogie