Hijacked!!!!

Hi!!!  Hoga left his computer on and signed in to his blog while he sunbathes in the kitchen... sucka!!! 

My name is Cali, and I'm beautiful, smart, a good dancer, a good singer, and I'm perfeck!  Momma says my birth mom was a sweet, gentle, beautiful red girl and my daddy was from Argentina and very serious!  I like to think I'm a spicy, sassy, lady :-) 

Here I am, so beautiful!  I'm so beautiful, Auntie Lauren did a photo shoot!

I'm a very popular girl!  I volunteer with rescue and go on home visits and to PR events.  Here I am, being famous....  me and Lindsay the Loop Girl...  everyone was saying "what a knockout!" and even asked for autographs!

This is my friend, Rogan and I with some Hooters girls.  We were a big hit! 

Sometimes I go to work with Momma to keep her company.  I'm real good at work.  She puts out a bed and I rest my eyes!  Sometimes I bark when people come to visit, but that's what I supposed to do.  I don't like people in my space!








I might get my own blog. I don't know why Hoga is so famous... he is ugly and he smells.  I don't know why Momma brought me a brutha.  I was doing fine as an only dog!  Now Hoga and I are like a unit and go everywhere together.  I actually do like it, but I'll never let Momma know!

Have a good day, everybody!  Smile!

Very truly yours,
Cali

Puppies....

Lately, moms and dads are talking awot about puppies.  Vey are Freaking.Me.Out!  I am va puppy in vis house, and vat is vat!  I real love puppies, vo, so maybe a puppy would be nice...  hmm.  I told moms to just go frew my puppy photo album and pretend I'm a tiny baby again.  We wooked frew awot of pics and here are some of our favorites:                                          

Vis is me at Momma Karin's house, I was so tiny!  Real handsome already, too!  Moms said I had a good movement for a wittle guy... gross moms, why are you talking about baffrooming??

Moms says vis is va first picture of me she ever did see.  Wow, are I gorgeous or what??  Moms says I was apposed a be a show dog!









Vis was when I came to live wiff moms.  Vat was my chicken hawk toy, I killed it on va first day!  Moms sewed it up and I carried it around for a wong time.








Moms started taking me to school right away.  I learned "sit" when I was still in ear posts!  Check out my fwame neckwace, that was an awesome one!











I real loved sunbazing even as a pupper.  I real love our deck, too, even now.  I just lay vere and lay vere until moms or dads says I'm gonna burn up!

All vese puppy pictures make ME want a puppy, too!  I am an uncle now, my sister Livia had 4 babies!  Vey are so tiny and real cuteness!  Moms says vere are no red girls and vat gives her va bummers.  Good fing she has me for her red head!

Love,

Hogie

I couldn't seep at all last night....

I real like to seep seep.  Usually, I seep all night long, sometimes I snore moms says.  But wast night, I couldn't seep at all!!! 

I twied....














And I twied....

Moms kept saying "Boo bear, go night nights.  Take a rest, you've had a long day"...  ven she got a little more upset.  "come ON Boo, lie down and sleep!"

Everyone else was seeping and I just walked around and ven laid in my bed. 






When morning came, I sat by moms and stared at her.  Ven she woke up and I had va happy!!!  Time for breffist!

I fink I will nap awot today, I'm real tiredness.

Love,
Hogie

Best.Girfriend.Ever!!!

Cinny came over last night and va birfday party was so much fun!!! 

I was real excited for her to come.  I waited by va door wiff Cals...  and finally she came!

Ven moms and I brought out va gifts I boughted her... tuwips and a tiara!  Every princess needs a crown, right??  Moms and dads got her a card and it had a fake booger in it and everyfing!!

Cinny real liked her presents and I real liked my hat!  Cals was not happy about vat hat, she is a party pooper!  Look how beyootiful Cinny is in her crown!

Ven we had some alone time... Cin petted me and told me I'n hansum, ven she gave me a massage... it was va best!  Ven I gave her a kiss. 

Vis was va best birfday ever!  I real love Cinny!


Love,
Hogie

Big day coming up!

Today my girfriend is coming over and we are having a party cuz it is her birfday!.  Moms says vere will be birfday hats, which gives me va happy business.  I real love party hats!!  My girfriend, Cinny, talks about party hats awot, too.  She is awesome!  I'm gonna supwise her wiff vis party, she will be so happiness! 






 
I jus took a shower so I smell real nice for her!  Maybe moms will brush my teef, too.  Vat always feels funny but I wike it awot!!!  Moms better not get any funny ideas and do my nails, too, vo.... I don't wike vat one bit!

 

Today is also a big day cuz my real sister, Livia, is having baby puppies.  Real ones, and everyfing!!  I wish I was cwoser to her so I could see her babies.  One time, moms says I was a baby puppy and I was va cutest fing ever!  I just wooked frew her puter and found vis pic of me... she is right, look how cute!





I hope you all have a good day, too!  Moms says I have 4 fans now which makes me wag my nub back and forth!

Love,
Hogie

Coming to get you!!!

Hi everyone!  Moms has been sick so I couldn't get on va puter to do vis.  Now I will catch up!

For vose who don't know me, I'm a really good stalker!  I stalk Cals all va time, like vis!

Cals... I coming to get you!!

 

 Hi Cals!  I'm here to get you, but first, I stick my tongue out!!  :-P

Whoa Cals!  Whoa!!  Chill out and everyfing!!

 I'm going to GET you!  OK?  OK??

Um, OK?  

And ven she gets bored and goes to take a nap, usually.  Moms says she's an old wady who doesn't want to pway so much.  Booooo!!!

Love,
Hogie

Oopsy daisies!

Fwashback to 2006:  I was still a little dude and whenever moms had to do somefing and couldn't watch me, she put me in vis fing called ex-pen.  So I was in my ex-pen and moms was upstairs.  Ven I heard a loud BOOM noise and so I jumped and jumped on va ex-pen until I was free.  Up va stairs I went and found moms on va floor inside the wetness maker machine.... she wasn't moving and va water was going all over her.  I jumped in va "tub" fing and licked her face over and over.  Ven she woke up and said "help, Boo, help mama".  I jumped out and ven stood very still.... moms said "brace" so I just stood vere and she grabbed my neckwace.  I started backing out of va baffroom and vis helped moms stand up!  She kept saying "good boy, look at you good boy!". 

Ever since ven, I help moms awot if she is topsy turvy.  She says "help momma" or "brace" and I go right to her!  Sometimes she are sick from memicine and ven I stay right by her side and lick her face to say I love you.  I real loves my moms.  And now I help dads sometimes... mostly to get out of bed, but I real loves him, too.  I have va best parents a boy could have!

Love,
Hogie