I'm a big brover!!

Moms and dads are 'dopting Fare Bear!!  We are calling her Sarah now, vo.  Moms had a big talk wiff me about being a good zample for Sarah to learn from cuz I'm so smart and everyfing!  I real like to see moms and dads wiff smiles, and Sarah helps wiff vat, so she can stay!!  I never was a big brover before, moms says it's very spesho.  Here we are vis morning pwaying treat games.

Vat crazy puppy went away last night wiff Jenfur.  Phew!!!!  He were making me so madness!!!

I have to start packing for vacation.  Next week I fink my friend Vito Vizsla are going to help me write va bwog.  Stay tuned!!!

Love,
Hogie

What is going on in vis pwace????

Jenfur came over while moms and dads were home and brought us a fuzzball!  It are a boy named Forrest, and I don't like him in my house at all!!!!  He pretends to be real cuteness, but ven he jumps all over us.... gawd puppy, get out of here!!!  He barks in his crate and whines awot, and also tried to have va sexy business on mom's leg!  Get away from my momma, you perv!

Moms has va house all gated off, Cals and I are stuck in va famiwy room if va puppy is out.  Farrah/Sarah seems to real like him, but Cals and I are packing his bags today!!!  Two puppies, for reals???  Moms says it is just for today, he is an IDR orphan and I need to be nice.  Well, if it is just for today, I guess I won't growler at him as much.  But he better not touch me, I will get fuzzy boy cooties, eeuuwwwwwwww!!!!!  Run, Forrest, run out of here!!!

I hope tomorrow is a better day.

Love,
Hogie

Hogan & Dada bike shop!

Dads like to make bicycles and ride vem.  I hope he makes me a tricycle so I can go wiff, or maybe gets a sidecar!  I read one bwog about a dog who rides everywhere wiff his daddy in a bicycle sidecar, yay! 
Sometines we work on va bikes in va house....

Sometines we work on vem in va garage.  What von heck?!?!?!  Get out of our workshop, Farrah!!  GAWD!!









  



In over news, my sister Cals is doing better, moms said.  She were real grumpy last night when she came home from docker and was real hungry business.  Cals said all she got was some water in va car!  Moms fed her and ven she just wanted to go seep seep.  I licked her ears cuz she real likes vat, ven she took a nap.  Vis morning she are all back to normal!  Yay!!

I need to start packing for vacation... next week I go away for 4 days!!!

Love,
Hogie

I'm a good boy, dads said so!

I get to pway wiff Farrah all va time now!  Dads says I'm such a good boy and a good teacher for Fare Bear cuz I are gentle and also good at pwaying!  Vis morning we pwayed inside, cuz Fare got out of her pen.  It was so much fun!  I kept telling her "be gentle, ok?" and if she wasn't I used my big boy voice to tell her "cut it out!".  She listened real good!

Ven I made a Facebook page all for me!  I have friends on vere now and it is so fun!  I have my own email, too!  Life are good!

Love,
Hogie

Now VAT was a fun weekend!

All free childrens came to our house vis weekend!  I real love my childrens... I call vem children number 1, children number 2, and children number free!  Vey are so nice to me and we have awot of fun!

Farrah puppy is still at our house.  One day, I went in va kitchen and busted her taking my toys!!!  See my toy box?  She were taking everyfing out, and everyfing!  GAWD Farrah, stoppit!

Yesserday, Auntie Susan and Auntie Tawni brought over baby Jax.  He are super cuteness and a real nice boy.  I got to meet him and we barked at each other, haha!  I was glad vey came to visit!! I fink Farrah got to pway wiff Jax because she were outside wiff moms and everyone and ven came in and was super tired, which never happens!  After our guests weft, we got ready for some din din.... here we all are, see Farrah is still seep seep!




Ven, moms, dads, and children number 1 let me and Farrah outside to pway.  Between you and me, I real like Farrah.  We had awot of fun pwaying!  Moms said we had to go very easy cuz of Fare Fare's surgery....  Weeeeeeeeee!!!

I wouldn't real complain if she never gotted adopted.  Have a good day, my friends!

Love,

Hogie

She are back!!

Moms came home from work yesserday and gave us din din, took us for walks, and ven she went out.  When she came back, she had Farrah wiff her.  I could tell from one sniff vat Farrah was at va dockers office.  She were real tired and calm.  Moms said to let her rest cuz she had va surgery.  I had surgery once, too, and ven got real sickness and was in hospitow.  I gave Farrah kisses frew va gate cuz I felt badness for her.  Cals was even happy to see Farrah again.... oh gawd, two black bitches mean trouble I fink!!!  When dads got home, Farrah was SO happy.  I fought her nub would wag right off her body, she was wagging so fast!  She knows how to lean real good, too.  Dads almost fell right over!


Cals and I decided to pway for awhile.  We real love bitey face kissy snout.  We run around and around after, and make faces at each uver.  Cals makes va best faces, ever!  I have to duck sometines cuz she has real sharpness teef!!!  I have a lot of boo-boos on my side, vat is why vey call me Boozer sometines.  I don't mind that name, moms always sounds happiness when she says it :-) 







Moms said Jenfur is coming today, I can hardly wait!  She is va best and we real love her!!  Have a good day, everyone.  And everyfing!!!

Love,
Hogie

Farrah Farrah Farrah!

I are getting real tired of hearing bout Farrah.  Farrah vis and Farrah vat!  Yesserday I got to meet her, up close.  Moms and I were on a walk and dads was out wiff Farrah.  We got to sniff each other and ven we pwayed a little bit.  I was having so much fun, but VEN she nipped my buttsy!!!  My precious widdle hiney vat I'm very protective of!!!  GAWD Farrah, gawd!  Vat was rude!  I growlered at her and ven walked away.  Big doodie head!  I went in va house and ven moms took Cals outside.  I was happy to have some awone time, but ven remembered I hate being awone!  Moms, dads, Cals, and Farrah all came back in and ven I had va happy again.  Until I came in va kitchen and vere was moms, snugglerin wiff Farrah....  I spoke up about it, cuz vat is MY momma! Moms said I'm still her number one boy.... good fing, moms!

Ven I saw dads eating pizza and vere is Farrah, sitting pretty.  What a showoff!!!  I know more ven her, I went to schools and everyfing!














Today moms took Farrah wiff her.  Cals and I are happy to have a quiet day of rest.  I wonder if Farrah is coming back?  She is kinda fun...

Love,
Hogie