Jenfur came over while moms and dads were home and brought us a fuzzball! It are a boy named Forrest, and I don't like him in my house at all!!!! He pretends to be real cuteness, but ven he jumps all over us.... gawd puppy, get out of here!!! He barks in his crate and whines awot, and also tried to have va sexy business on mom's leg! Get away from my momma, you perv!
Moms has va house all gated off, Cals and I are stuck in va famiwy room if va puppy is out. Farrah/Sarah seems to real like him, but Cals and I are packing his bags today!!! Two puppies, for reals??? Moms says it is just for today, he is an IDR orphan and I need to be nice. Well, if it is just for today, I guess I won't growler at him as much. But he better not touch me, I will get fuzzy boy cooties, eeuuwwwwwwww!!!!! Run, Forrest, run out of here!!!
I hope tomorrow is a better day.
Love,
Hogie
Jenfur came over while moms and dads were home and brought us a fuzzball! It are a boy named Forrest, and I don't like him in my house at all!!!! He pretends to be real cuteness, but ven he jumps all over us.... gawd puppy, get out of here!!! He barks in his crate and whines awot, and also tried to have va sexy business on mom's leg! Get away from my momma, you perv!
Might be my favorite post to date! A few sentences in and I was laughing out loud!
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