Moms came home from work yesserday and gave us din din, took us for walks, and ven she went out. When she came back, she had Farrah wiff her. I could tell from one sniff vat Farrah was at va dockers office. She were real tired and calm. Moms said to let her rest cuz she had va surgery. I had surgery once, too, and ven got real sickness and was in hospitow. I gave Farrah kisses frew va gate cuz I felt badness for her. Cals was even happy to see Farrah again.... oh gawd, two black bitches mean trouble I fink!!! When dads got home, Farrah was SO happy. I fought her nub would wag right off her body, she was wagging so fast! She knows how to lean real good, too. Dads almost fell right over!
Cals and I decided to pway for awhile. We real love bitey face kissy snout. We run around and around after, and make faces at each uver. Cals makes va best faces, ever! I have to duck sometines cuz she has real sharpness teef!!! I have a lot of boo-boos on my side, vat is why vey call me Boozer sometines. I don't mind that name, moms always sounds happiness when she says it :-)
Moms said Jenfur is coming today, I can hardly wait! She is va best and we real love her!! Have a good day, everyone. And everyfing!!!