Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Date night!

I wasn't going to bwog today, but everyone keeps emailing and texting me wondering where va bwog is, haha!  Tonight my girfriend, Cinny, is coming over for anover date!!!  I real are nervous, cuz nowadays when someone comes over vey just want to see va darn puppy, Sarah.  It's ALL about Sarah, gawd!!!  But Cinny real loves me, so she will not like Sarah, just me, OK?  Also, Sarah likes to hump my head and if she does vat when my date is here, I will be so 'mbarrassed!  I will report on how my date went tomorrow.  I have to cwean vis pwace up and get ready to be romantical!!

Love,
Hogie

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

I have awot of cousins!

   I have cousins at Auntie Pam's house, too.  Vis is Starbuck & Newton.  Vey are bullies, and vey freak me out!!!  Sometines, vo, Newton opens our room and ven Cals and I can pway wiff everyone.  But he stares awot at me and I don't know what to do!  Starbuck is smaller and he likes to go in all va dog rooms and eat any kibble they didn't eat.  Haha, smart wittle guy!!
Melvin B is va coolest Doberman, ever.  He is my BFF and I are always so happy to see him on a cation!  He is big and black and he is va IDR+ mascot!  His brover, Degas, is a 'bino and also he only has one eye!  He is real fun and crazy business!!  He has his own big bedroom wiff a people bed and everyfing!
Look how nice they can all sit for pictures!  Oh, vat wittle one is Robyn, and she are a tiny wittle baby animal.  Moms always says "gentle" around her, so she doesn't get hurted.  She is some kind of a toy fing, TNT dynomite I fink!  I forgot what vey call it...
Here is moms and Newton.  I fink moms got into va wine or somefing, she looks silly!  Hahaha moms!!!  Newton loves to lie on his back and ven he snores and snores, all va time!




I real miss my cousins and orphan friends, and also Auntie Pam cuz she feeds me real early.  And also I am going to ask Santa for a big yard like Auntie's!!!

Love,
Hogie

Monday, April 9, 2012

Oh hi!!!

I'm back from a cation and had a real good time!  I got to pway wiff my sisters and also some of va dogs vat are in rescue.  I had so much fun and miss all my friends!!!  Here are some of vem...

Wink are real cute girl and somehow her eye went missing!  She wouldn't tell me what happened, but she real likes to spend time wiff over dogs.  She are sometimes a little scared of people, but I fink she prolly had a hard time before wiff big meanies!  I real like Wink awot!!!



 
Juwiette is sooo beeyotiful and are real small cuz someone treated her real bad and she has 'maciation.  She wears a jacket to keep her warm.  She only has nice fings to say about everyone, and her little nub wags a million miles a minute!

 
Ajax is a very good boy, and I don't really like many boys.  He were adopted long time ago and ven got away from his people and vey were not nice people eiver, cuz he are real skinny business and his fur is all messed up.  Auntie Pam has him feeling much better and vere is a famiwy who real wants him!!!  Yay Ajax!!




Bruno was HUGE red boy.  I'm just saying I fink I'm cuter, but my sister Sarah real liked Bruno awot.  Vis is Sarah & Bruno pwaying in va big yard!  Bruno went to a new home and vat is real good news!!!


 Vis is Carly.  She reminds me of Cals awot, cept Carly is nice!  She has real bad worms in her heart and has to go to va docker a lot for help wiff vat.  But she has a new famiwy just waiting for her treatment to be done and ven she will go wiff vem!  Moms says it is REAL important business for me to take my heartworm memicine every single monf so I don't get vis, too.  All doggies need to do it!  My moms can tell you more if you don't know how to do vis for your own doggie.  OK?? 

Vis is Prince Charming, and he looks like my friend Ari, who is a Weimeranaemrer fing, but he really is a Fawn Doberman!  He are a wittle shy but a good, good boy.  I real love his ears, isn't he handson?






 

Damien was real quiet while I was on a cation.  He is real handsome, too, and I can't bewieve no one has 'dopted him yet!  Look how nice his ears are, and everyfing.  I was real nice to Damien when I'd pass by his room and he were nice back.


I'm pretty sure vis dog was in Turner & Hooch.  He breaves awot and sometines drools and stuff.  But he are a real good boy and just wants to pway and say hi, OK??  His name are Dougy and he still needs a famiwy, too!









I don't know what in von heck vis fing is, but moms said his name is "Lenny" and he needs a home, too.  My sister, Cals, said she wants him for breffist, so we didn't get to see him too much.



I real hope all va animos in rescue Ifind homes soon.  I would be so sad wiffout moms and dads.  But until vey do, vey have real good foster moms and dads!  Everyone should fink about 'doption, like we just 'dopted Sarah Farah Bearah.  She's nutsy cuckoo, but she is one of us for sure!

Love,

Hogie, IDR+ spokedoggie
www.ildoberescue.com

Friday, April 6, 2012

Being Vito

Hi all, Vito here.  My pal, Hogan, is on cation, so his moms sed I cud bwog. Iz not sure what dat is, but Hogie told me I cud tell de peeps about wut we call da "bwack & tan sister pwoblem."   I'm a red dude, not a dobe, Iz Veeshla.   

I gots 3 bwack & tan sisters (& a red one, another Veeshla but shez nice to me & doesn't ever squish me . . . just da bwack & tans do dat.) 

Dat is Minx.  Shez real leetle, so fun to pway tug wit becuz she bites her toy reeeealy hard & I can swing her around (but den moms makes me stop.)

Char is da udder bwack & tan, sheez leetle too.  Sometimes we cuddle, we hangs out awot & sheez nice when shez not wit da udders.

But da biggest pwoblem iz da Twink.  She shoulda been football pwayer cus she is gud at tackling a guy!  Shez naughty. 
My moms sez dey are "da Heathers." I don't know wut dat means, sposed to be some old movie bout mean girlz. I tink moms is rite.  

Anway just wanted to say us red boyz gotta stick togedder, go Hogie! 

Monday, April 2, 2012

Going on a 'cation!!!

It was a real busy weekend for me and va famiwy.  Moms and dads were packing stuff and ven vey packed up my food!  Vat means I'm going on a 'cation!!  I real love 'cation, I get to run and pway in va big yard at Auntie Pams. 




 
I pwayed wiff Sarrah all va time vis weekend!  Even Cali joined us.  She told Sarah to knock it off awot, but we had fun togever!!!





Sarah is a cuckoo pants girl.  She got on va couch and ven was digging around in va cushions!  Moms laughed and ven told Sarah to get off va couch.  Sarah made va potty on va couch and ven moms was sad.... 

Well, I better get my stuff ready for 'cation.  I prolly won't be able to use Pam's 'puter, so I will talk to you all on Facebook and will bwog when I get back!

Love,

Hogie

Friday, March 30, 2012

I'm a big brover!!

Moms and dads are 'dopting Fare Bear!!  We are calling her Sarah now, vo.  Moms had a big talk wiff me about being a good zample for Sarah to learn from cuz I'm so smart and everyfing!  I real like to see moms and dads wiff smiles, and Sarah helps wiff vat, so she can stay!!  I never was a big brover before, moms says it's very spesho.  Here we are vis morning pwaying treat games.


Vat crazy puppy went away last night wiff Jenfur.  Phew!!!!  He were making me so madness!!!

I have to start packing for vacation.  Next week I fink my friend Vito Vizsla are going to help me write va bwog.  Stay tuned!!!

Love,
Hogie

Thursday, March 29, 2012

What is going on in vis pwace????

Jenfur came over while moms and dads were home and brought us a fuzzball!  It are a boy named Forrest, and I don't like him in my house at all!!!!  He pretends to be real cuteness, but ven he jumps all over us.... gawd puppy, get out of here!!!  He barks in his crate and whines awot, and also tried to have va sexy business on mom's leg!  Get away from my momma, you perv!



Moms has va house all gated off, Cals and I are stuck in va famiwy room if va puppy is out.  Farrah/Sarah seems to real like him, but Cals and I are packing his bags today!!!  Two puppies, for reals???  Moms says it is just for today, he is an IDR orphan and I need to be nice.  Well, if it is just for today, I guess I won't growler at him as much.  But he better not touch me, I will get fuzzy boy cooties, eeuuwwwwwwww!!!!!  Run, Forrest, run out of here!!!

I hope tomorrow is a better day.

Love,
Hogie