Yesserday was a real nice, quiet day. Ven, SFB caused chaos!! She made va peepee business in her crate! Moms came home and cweaned it up, took us all for a walk, gave us dinner, ven SFB had to go in va wetness maker cuz she were smell. After vat, Moms let us all out on va deck to pway and sunbaze. As soon as we got out, Sarah ran over and found va gate open.... I said "SFB, DON'T go off va deck, K????" but she did. So ven I went off va deck to get her and ven Cals followed me. I tried to tell moms but she didn't hear me. We went running around va neighborhood ven I heard momma's voice saying "Boo Bear, come here my love!!!" Oh yay, moms DID hear me! I turned right around to run to her and ven told me naughty sisters to come wiff. We all ran towards moms, who ran to va house. She told us we were SO good to come and ven we got va cookies! She was real shaky so I stayed right wiff her and gave her kisses. Probly she's not a good runner! Ven Sarah spazzed out in va house and jumped on va end table, knocking everyfing off it and she got herself stuck between va table and va wall. What in von heck, Sarah Farah Bearah??? Moms didn't look real happiness, so I went to one of my beds and pretended to seep seep. Ven dads came home and I got pizza for being va good boy vat came when momma called and for leading my sisters to safety, he said! I real love pizza, fanks dads!!!
Ever since last week, I was trying to use va 'puter.... we all share one, and moms and dads get first dibs. Makes me real crabiness cuz I have my bwog to do, and my facebook, and everyfing!!!
Ven he says, "what is it, Boozer, I'm busy!"
Dads, pwease I need vis 'puter to do my bwog. OK???? Here, have a kiss.
I waited all va night. Sigh....
Moms,
We visited dad for a little bit, ven went home and I was training wiff Sarah, on how to do "down". First, she plopped down like a fish and ven was on her back wiff an antwer in her mouf! GAWD puppy, what are you doing??
I told her to fwip over and ven I held her vere wiff my paw and told her "good down, Sarah Farah Bearah!!" 
On va weekend, moms and dads went wiff Aunt Nancy and Unca Rob to wook at dogs and everyfing. Vey met a real niceness boy from va rescue I vowunteer wiff, IDR+! His name was Henwey, but vey changed it to Winus!!! (moms says it is Linus, and we are going to work on my pronunciation stuff soon!) He is making everyone so happy and I can't wait to meet him. See how handsome he are??
We had a barbeecue yesserday. It was so nice out and we pwayed outside and ven helped dad make burgers on va grill. Vat grill has va hotness! If you put your nose on it, it will hurting!!! 
Once she fell to seep seep, I got caught up on my recorded shows, like 'Merican Idol. Vere are some good singers on vere!!
Cals like to pway and dance when 'Merican Idol is on. The girls started pwaying like crazy, so I jumped in to tell vem to knock it off!
I gave Sarah Farah Bearah an antwer to chew on and made sure she didn't get up. 
Ven I fell seep seep, like moms, but SFB snuck over and woked me up!!! GAWD, puppy!!
She just doesn't ever leave me a be.... even when I'm chewing bone bones, she stalks me, and everyfing!!!