A poem for moms....

Moms,
I real love you
And everyfing.
You are nice and caring,
Silly and daring,
And everyfing.
Fanks for teaching me
Right from wrong
And also how
To sing a song.
You are perfect
In every way....
'Cept when you say "no",
Make me go in wetness,
Feed me too late,
Give me 'jections,
And also why did we get a puppy???
I real don't unnerstand how poems work,
But I know you real like vem.
I hope vat you will real like vis,
Oh, I gotta go!
Sarah just took a *beep*.

"Sarah, no potty in va house, 'member???"

Love,
Hogie