Moms came downstairs and said "it's awful quiet in here.... what the heck? What are you dogs doing???" So I ran over to her to 'splain vat vese girls MADE me break va bed and ven VEY killed it!!!
Dads came in after moms cweaned up. I snugglered wiff him, hoping he didn't know what happened. But he always knows and I can't keep my mouf shut. He told me not to let va girls peer pressure me like vat, cuz he knows I'm such a good boy. I have va best dads and moms ever!
SFB was real saddness when moms frew out all va stuffing. She were trying to pull it outta moms hands, haha!!
So we are down to 1 nice bed and 1 bed wiff a big hole in it and not much stuffing. We used to have a dozen beds, but vese girls keep killing vem :-( It's hard having cuckoo bean sisters.