One time, we went to see Dr Paul who is va nicest man. He sits on va floor and pets me and tells me I'm handsome and a good boy and he gives me cookies! He likes to put needles in my legs sometimes and ven he talks to moms about me. Last time I saw Dr Paul, he gave me a bag of stuff to take home and try. One is called a 'jection. I don't like vem and I want to ask Dr Paul why he gave me vis, it is not fun and it feels like someone bited me. Moms puts it in my back once a week to help my angry butt, or somefing like that. I don't fink my butt is angry, it just doesn't always like my food and ven I burps and have gasses whenever I eat. But moms says the 'jections and memicine will help me feel better and she wouldn't steer me wrong. Whenever moms says "time for your jection" I make vis face:
I have a lot of blogging I want to do, but will fink about my next one for now. Dads and I are going to go hang out, my favorite fing to do.
Sidenote from moms: I was diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Disease, not Angry Butt.