'Jections...

One time, we went to see Dr Paul who is va nicest man.  He sits on va floor and pets me and tells me I'm handsome and a good boy and he gives me cookies!  He likes to put needles in my legs sometimes and ven he talks to moms about me.  Last time I saw Dr Paul, he gave me a bag of stuff to take home and try.  One is called a 'jection.  I don't like vem and I want to ask Dr Paul why he gave me vis, it is not fun and it feels like someone bited me.  Moms puts it in my back once a week to help my angry butt, or somefing like that.  I don't fink my butt is angry, it just doesn't always like my food and ven I burps and have gasses whenever I eat.  But moms says the 'jections and memicine will help me feel better and she wouldn't steer me wrong.  Whenever moms says "time for your jection" I make vis face:

She gives it to me anyway...

I have a lot of blogging I want to do, but will fink about my next one for now.  Dads and I are going to go hang out, my favorite fing to do. 
Love,
Hogie

Sidenote from moms:  I was diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Disease, not Angry Butt.