Someone wrote a book about me...

Today dads brought home a book to read me and I'm pretty sure vey were writing about me!!  Vis dog must have angry butt, and everyfing!  I hope his moms and dads take him to Dr Paul for memicine real soon so he can get better. He is a big hero in va book for saving his family from burglars using his gasses.  I wonder how I can put my butt to work??

For now, I will take a nap and store up some energy.  It is real hardness to be me!

Love,
Hogie