Today dads brought home a book to read me and I'm pretty sure vey were writing about me!! Vis dog must have angry butt, and everyfing! I hope his moms and dads take him to Dr Paul for memicine real soon so he can get better. He is a big hero in va book for saving his family from burglars using his gasses. I wonder how I can put my butt to work??
For now, I will take a nap and store up some energy. It is real hardness to be me!